Rex Baird...what to say? Upstanding community member, PHD, and all around very get along-able with guy. And yet... Disgrace lurks in everyone's past, my friends, and Mr. Baird is no exception.
I was able to locate, fairly easily, THIS PHOTO. Now, Nadi feels Rex's shirtlessness amongst our shirtyness should be quite embarrassing enough for Rex. I disagree. First of all, I don't really see how this is NON-embarrassing for the rest of our obviously drunken asses. And secondly, he's obviously been working those abs, and why work the abs if your not going to rip off your shirt at any remotely reasonable moment?
So I dug deeper. I dredged through photos and memories that God help me I never hope to see again, so black a mark did they leave on my soul, sear at the back of my eyes.. . At one point, when all was bleakest, I remember being curled up on the floor, sobbing my guts out, imploring the sky WHY fucking WHY... oh wait, that had nothing to do w/Rex, that was like, every day at high school.
And then, FINALLY, I found THIS, a truly horrible picture of Rex. Nice dress buddy! And, hey, that's my brother you're sitting on!
Incriminating, maybe. photoshopped, maybe. But embarrassing? OH HELL YEAH!!!
Sorry YOU had to suffer, too, Spence. Now your penchant for PQotD is making sense....
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That is so, so wrong. So wrong. So.......just, wrong.
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