Welcome to my shiny new post, which Spencer has foolishly allowed on his blog! This is my chance to rant and rave about all the things I usually do verbally, now in print! I'll be posting every Monday, because Mondays suck in and of themselves, and some EXTRA suck, like, let's say you were playing for the championship in your fantasy football league, and you were behind, but you had L.T. left! but the Chargers were playing the Broncos, who were so horrifically bad that there was no reason for the coach NOT to pull L.T., so you end up in second place by LESS THAN TWO POINTS! My God, what a chilling scenario!!
O.K., so the PeeveO'theWeek is..... WINTER! I know, you're thinking I'm never going to make it through 52 weeks of this if I cover such broad topics, but, don't worry, I have Sub-Topics!
...the problem was that we BOTH had mittens on...
So, last week we had a big snow, about 8 inches, and the next day the roads were super-icy and dangerous and everybody was driving 20 mph (which was VERY annoying and just HAPPENS to be the subject of my next post) when suddenly some idiot dude turned RIGHT OUT IN FRONT OF ME!!! I couldn't slam on the brakes because I would have skidded all over the place, so I did the next logical thing which was to slam on the horn and flip him off. Then he had the audacity to flip ME off!! So I flipped him off with BOTH HANDS!!! The problem was that we BOTH had mittens on, so we just looked like we were flailing about nonsensically, and it was highly unsatisfying, I must say. Even gloves, for God's sake... but it was too cold for gloves!! You HAD to have mittens. So, there you go, discuss. Y'all down in Texas may have to use your imagination.
So, until next week, just remember-- "You don't have to be old, or a man, to be a grumpy old man. But it helps a bunch to be grumpy."
1 comment:
It definitely helps to bolster your rep as a grumpy old man to start out with the WEATHER, for chrissakes!
I fully expect that an "uphill both ways to school" post will soon be forthcoming.
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