1.16.2008

a-HA!!!

Who ever said that the internet was useless? Oh, no one, really? Well then, who ever said that the internet was useless except for all the free porn?

Well, that's a little less true today than it was yesterday, folks, for I have plumbed the darkest depths of Google image search, combined that with some other sleuthing, and SOLVED the enigma that I so blatantly failed to solve in that post about Ayn Rand's magical European male model logo, or whatever. I think I was drunk.

Anyway, HERE are the logos Stacey was talking about in her post:





Now, granted, they DO look kinda weird...but not when you see them next to this!



It's the official logo of the stadium! Because nothing rallies fans at sporting events like a good ol' fanciful representation of the very place they're standing in to watch the game! A logo as good as this one practically screams, "Hey, do you think anyone thinks you're stupid for shelling out $275 bucks a pop to sit in the nosebleed section when your stadium looks like THIS!?!?"

Apparently, it's supposed to represent the stadium when viewed from a certain angle, like so:




I don't know about all that, but I do know that the mystery is now solved, and I can collect my $300 consultation fee! Thanks Al Gore!

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