Da Pats

C'mon, Stace, that logo isn't a space wrench! It's...what one of our Yankee Doodles would look like if they were a semi-emaciated European male model wearing a larger-than-life sized aerodynamic cycling helmet! Just look!



Uh...well, it's easier to see if you just look at it by itself, I guess, like so:



So, to sum up, it's not your granpa's "Pat Patriot"! Or your great grandpa's. It's more like Pat Patriot if he were written into some totally crappy novel by Ayn Rand, where he was this brilliant, athletic, ascetic and aesthete-ic football playing ubermensch who refused to compromise his completely radical and Platonically ideal style of football playing to pacify the average NFL fan, or even his sympathetic but ultimately impotent head coach. Man, I think I might go write that novel right now!